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"The function of the muscle is to pull and not push, except in the case of the genitals and the tongue." - Leonardo di Vinci.

Someone told me that they felt weird last week and couldn't figure out what was wrong until she realized she was feeling happy.
Ohio, why do you pull this shit? It's mid-May already and it's forty degrees and raining and people are forgetting how it feels to be happy. Spring equinox was March 21, you asshole - where's our spring? Where's our flowers?
We need sunshine and flowered dresses and jorts and scraped knees and mango drinks and Icky walks and front lawn picnics and late-night swingsets and marshmallow campfires and strawberry kisses and cave explorations and 9pm sunsets with a best friend and songs written in the form of vignettes
In the past two months I could count the sunny days on one hand. Spring is gone and a STOOPID humid summer is coming where you can't leave the AC or the Olengrungy for more than a few hours (check yr priv!)

I'll wait until it's dark outside.

Spent a wet and freezing winter waiting for March April May. Bring them back, Ohio, before the dog days of panting in the shade, sweating off your sunblock, scratching itchy grassy calves, trying to beat the heat